Not Cheryl Burke!!!!

Cristian de la Fuente ruptured a tendon in his hot bicep, but he will go on with the show! Cristian injured himself on Monday's Dancing with the Nobodies and it wasn't known if he was going to go on with the competition. During last night's elimination, he said if viewers didn't vote him out, he will stay on. Viewers didn't vote him out.

The doctor told him he needs surgery, but they can put it off for a while. Oh shit! I hope his arm doesn't pop off on live TV. Ok....I hope it does and that's wrong of me to wish that, but...you know.

Cristian was saved and blow-up doll Shannon Elizabeth was sent home.

That means another week of that mop head Cheryl Burke! Ugh! I really just want to dip her in hot bleach water and the scrub the fuck out of my bathroom floor with her.

Something tells me Cristian might turn into Paula Abdul next week. Think of all the pain killers he's going to down to deal with the pain. Delicious.