Engagement: Is Nick Cannon Gonna Be Mariah Carey’s Bitch?

How can a dude like Nick Cannon---a guy who's slept w/ the likes of Kim Kardashian, Selita Ebanks and a handful of other hotties---make the moves on a chick like Mariah? Plus, what the fuck's up w/ all these young dudes trying to get with old chicks? Let's keep in mind that Mariah's a couple years shy of 40 & Nick's only 27. Nick should be banging chicks like Emmanuel Chriqui, damn it! Before this news hit, we just put Mariah in the category of chicks who would have sex w/ top dog music execs in order to keep her Diva license, but apparently that's not the case. I'm sorry, but we can't see her settling down & popping out babies like Britney, Christina & J-Lo. So taking all this into consideration, it's very safe to assume that one of Nick Cannon's main motivations for choosing this path is quite simply money! Mariah is swimming in the shit---especially after her latest album, E=MC-Squared. Regardless of what happens, many congrats to Nick. I'm pretty sure he can get the side-ass every now & then while Mariah's on the road w/ her dog.