Bastardly Lady of the Day - Rachel

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for? Natalie Portman, probably. She's pretty much perfect. Do you like your boobs? I do, they're an even 32C. Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000? I'd like to say no for my own moral pride but you know, it's tempting. Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants? Ehhh, I get Fiona Apple sometimes but I don't see it. Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day? Nah. What makes you Bastardly? 'Cause I'm fairly intelligent. and 5'11. *Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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