Late Afternoon Nibble: Old School Adriana Lima Pics
April 30, 2008
Major props to Pstroyer for coming through w/ these babies. May your love for Adriana Lima continue to thrive. Amen.
Anyway, from what we've heard in the last 24-hours of posting these candids, Adriana & Marko haven't gotten engaged or had sex. Marko better work the mojo quick!!
Chanelle Hayes’ Bastardly Mic Holding Technique
April 30, 2008
Chanelle Hayes is launching an assault on the charts with the release of debut single I Want It. The BB8 star is filming her transformation for VH1 show Chanelle: Wannabe Pop Star. The track will be available from 12 May. 'The song actually sounds a bit like recent Britney,' she claims. Since leaving the Big Brother house, the Victoria Beckham wannabe has tried her hand at presenting and modelling. But it seems she's finally following in her idol's footsteps. Source
Bar Refaeli Does Russian Elle Magazine
April 30, 2008
Here's some info from the personal section of her Wiki...
Bar Refaeli volunteered once for Project Sunshine[8], a non-profit organization providing free services and programs for children facing life-threatening illnesses. Refaeli also spent one day helping animal lovers association, Ahava[9], which has been caring for hundreds of pets abandoned in the Northern Israel during the 2006 Israel-Lebanon conflict. [Wiki]
Leighton Meester - InStyle Magazine, May 2008
April 30, 2008
Sources Confirm Leighton Meester Headed to Entourage!
Sources confirm that the fabulous Leighton Meester is heading back to L.A. shortly to shoot scenes for HBO's Entourage! We've been told she's set to pop in somewhere in the first half of the upcoming season for at least one episode. Leighton will be reprising her season-one role of Justine Chapin, a then-virginal pop singer based on Britney Spears. She had a mad crush on Vinnie back in the day, and something tells me she might stand a better chance now that she's all growed up and hot as fire. E! Online
Miranda Kerr @ Aussie Fashion Week in Sydney
April 30, 2008
Sorry folks, no Bastardly Lady of the Day today
Getting serious: Orlando Bloom meets Miranda Kerr's 'rents
According to People.com, an unshaven Bloom, 31, met up with the Victoria's Secret model and her parents for a cozy lunch at Catalina's in Rose Bay, in Sydney. Kerr, wearing a gray jersey dress and brown boots, told a fellow diner that her jet-lagged sweet had been "very reclusive" since arriving Down Under. "I've had to drag him out today," she chirped. But once he met Ma and Pa Kerr, Bloom perked up, and, as they were leaving, the "Pirates of the Caribbean" actor was seen giving Kerr's mum a big hug. Awww. Source
Surprise, Surprise! Jessica Alba Not Smiling For The Cameras!
April 30, 2008
These were snapped while Jessica was out shopping on Wilshire Boulevard.
As you guys know, some great news came out of the Jessica Alba camp recently: She'll be taking time off from making really shitty movies once she gives birth. Let's hope she has great difficulty losing the pregnancy weight & is replaced by another hottie who doesn't take her fame & fortune for granted. Amen.
Jennifer Tilly is Lucky in Life & in Cards. Damn Her.
April 30, 2008
You guys are gonna love this...
Sam Simon gleefully admits that, thanks to residuals and licensing fees, he earns more than $10 million annually from a show that he hasn't even worked on since 1993. Whoa! Now, I'm not one to tell people how to spend their money. And everybody loves dogs and The Simpsons. But, I mean, really, when you become a gazillionaire from what one person in the report calls, "a half-hour show of people, you know, with yellow faces," don't you have to pay some sort of karmic restitution? Like, go save a small, destitute country or two? Or, I dunno, cure sneezing? Just a thought. 2. Thanks to a favorable divorce settlement, Simon's ex-wife also makes a mint off of The Simpsons. Hollywood. Typical. But who is this lucky lady? Why, she's the famously buxom, squeaky, poker-playing, Oscar-nominated actress Jennifer Tilly. WHOA! [EW]Two new goals in life: 1. Marry someone really rich who gets royalties 2. Create something amazing and earn royalties.
Why Did Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Get Invited to a White House Dinner?
April 30, 2008
The world is so fucked up right now it's not even funny. For some odd reason these two goons, along w/ Naomi Campbell & others, were @ the White House this past Saturday evening for the annual White House Correspondents Dinner.
Here are a few more pics of them arriving @ at the airport in DC.
It’s Coming For Us!
April 30, 2008
Save the children! A rabid marmoset has escaped for her cage and is out for blood!
No...it's that little Kewpie doll, Christina Ricci, leaving her hotel in London last night. That's sort of what my face looks like after too many beers and bong hits.
Valtrex Has A New Theme Song
April 30, 2008
Wonky McValtrex's love has inspired Benji Madden to write her a song. You know GlaxoSmithKline wants to buy that shit.
Wonky talked about this nauseating tune to People, "He surprised me with it. It's called, 'Shine Your Light.' It's this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me." Wonky has forgotten about the time a dude drew a heart on her chest with his own sperm. That was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for her. How soon she forgets.
She went on to chirp, "He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what." Can't you hear her saying that in a little girl voice? Will somebody please feed one of her warts after midnight, so that it can swallow her whole already.
Here's Wonky and Boy Douche being gross yesterday.
